tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683672830122098650.post5507866520028407521..comments2013-09-06T13:31:02.996-04:00Comments on Lucy's Football: Dear Lucy, Volume Two. You all need to start taking better advantage of me, seriously.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13385889545320979152noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683672830122098650.post-12277342936940457822011-09-13T13:35:09.651-04:002011-09-13T13:35:09.651-04:00"Although sometimes it's fruit-filled or ..."Although sometimes it's fruit-filled or has jam and that's just a mean, mean trick. That's like adding raisins to a chocolate chip cookie. Why so mean, fruit people? Wedding cake should not have fruit."<br /><br />This. Right here. Both my siblings had fucking fruit in their fucking cakes at their weddings. WTF??? Seriously, cake makers, this is a trend that needs to fucking STOP. RIGHT NOW. STOP IT!<br /><br />And keep it off my goddamn cheesecake, too, while we're at it. A little chocolate sauce is fine. Or make it flavoured. Just don't put fruit in it or on it. Stop trying to convince me that some part of my tasty dessert is good for me. You are RUINING MY FUN.<br /><br />And also this: "But they're really warm and furry and give headbutts, so we deal with the insanity."<br /><br />Again, Truth.Beth J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04460414100598891538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2683672830122098650.post-34043154553364672862011-09-13T13:17:17.126-04:002011-09-13T13:17:17.126-04:00Thank god you were here... I was starting to wonde...Thank god you were here... I was starting to wonder why all my romances ended with me breaking a spell.Cara Elizabethhttp://fictionalchick.comnoreply@blogger.com