Thursday, July 28, 2011

I'm going on vacation! There is no internet! And there might be bears!

I'm off for vacation very early tomorrow morning, with possibly no Internet access. (There might be a little. Apparently, you can use the local library computer for half an hour to an hour a day. I might make it to town a couple of times while I'm gone to check out this situation.) I promise I'll be back; I promise hijinks will happen while I'm gone; I promise to write about them in such a way to make them sound MUCH MORE DRAMATIC than they actually probably were.

Also maybe I'll take photos to document the insanity. Because nothing says "crazy person with a blog" like someone taking a photo of something random that's only funny to her.

Behave while I'm gone! No bad touches; eat lots of chocolate.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to the woods. There might be bears. I mean, there never has been before, but you know. Anything can happen. Think good thoughts, because wouldn't bears make an awesome blog post (as long as they don't eat my hands?)

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