I'm off for vacation very early tomorrow morning, with possibly no Internet access. (There might be a little. Apparently, you can use the local library computer for half an hour to an hour a day. I might make it to town a couple of times while I'm gone to check out this situation.) I promise I'll be back; I promise hijinks will happen while I'm gone; I promise to write about them in such a way to make them sound MUCH MORE DRAMATIC than they actually probably were.
Also maybe I'll take photos to document the insanity. Because nothing says "crazy person with a blog" like someone taking a photo of something random that's only funny to her.
Behave while I'm gone! No bad touches; eat lots of chocolate.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to the woods. There might be bears. I mean, there never has been before, but you know. Anything can happen. Think good thoughts, because wouldn't bears make an awesome blog post (as long as they don't eat my hands?)